Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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