Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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