You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
thus making me awesome and them whores
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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