i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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