He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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