Sry I called you an 8
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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