Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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