Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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