I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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