oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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