I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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