Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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