I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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