I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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