Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
try to milk me bitch
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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