So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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