then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
