Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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