They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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