So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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