is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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