I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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