yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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