Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
His nipple licking is glorious
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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