would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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