I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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