Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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