hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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