I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just high enough for therapy.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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