guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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