At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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