Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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