please come you make the beer taste better
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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