He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
