Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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