If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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