is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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