Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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