I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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