I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
