when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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