and next time when you feel me up, do it right
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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