oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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