I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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