I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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