How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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