I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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