Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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