Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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