You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's great music for shaving your balls
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im just a social blackout drinker.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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