what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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